DISCLAIMER

The following Blog is not my original work apart from a few additions. i have lifted it from another website. The spoof was so delicious that i could not resist posting it - in parts. Enjoy it. The bellum will comeup with something original next time.

Our story is the final chapter in the long running battle for supremacy between good and evil and is based on the clandestine media school, the School of Plagiarism and Bitchcraft (SPB) also called the School of Hogging Warts (SHW) due to the nature of its Toad-Like Teachers.

Our Protagonists are final year media students there and are forever embroiled in a war to become either a jhola journalist or a suspect stinger.

Hari Puttar:

Our hero, an orphan who lost his parents rather tragically, who is basically honest but has a talent for lying that often forces him to misquote people in his stories and 'break' false news… for the greater good. He also has a glad eye for ladies and a very dark, secret…He also has a weird birthmark, a huge, bright, red bump (aloo) on his right temple.

Ram Wasvani:

Hari's best friend and sidekick. He too has a glad eye for the ladies… but they are always way older than him.

Harmanpreet “Harmi” Kaur:

She is a girl and is a friend to Hari and Raman. She is very intelligent, but unfortunately, her intelligence is only restricted to understanding gossip about celebrities.

Geetha Nina “Gini” Wasvani:

Ram's sister and Harmanpreet's nemesis. Gini is an aspiring model and thinks that looking good in a situation is the most important thing

Val Devemath “VD”:

Our villain, the ultimate media magnate who wants to create the ultimate TV channel that will relay whatever he wants to relay. He has no ethics (of course!) and believes, "Either get the story by hook or crook, or create the story by hook or crook." He is personally responsible for slandering many Important People and spoiling their lives by printing lies about them. Now he wants to recruit all top students from SPB and use them for his own evil ways and rule the media.

BumbleBore:
Is the Principal of SHW and a committed bachelor who is only too ready to commit if he could find a lady to marry. He upholds honest journalism and has done One Brilliant breaking story in his career - that no one has in fact read - and ever since, has only spoken about That Big Story that he did. VD is scared of him, only him as somewhere in the “BIG STORY” is a true expose about him.

Bhoot Uncle:

He is Hari's long-dead godfather and often appears to him as the friendly ghost who advises him on all things sundry. When he was alive, he was an ace crime reporter, till he was framed in some false sting operations and had since been named, 'Seriously Black' by the press.

THE STORY SO FAR:

Hari had been peacefully studying with his friends and passing one semester after another when a nasty family secret was finally revealed to him.

For long Hari had lived under the belief that he had lost his parents in a fire. The story was that Hari's father Jignesh was a chain smoker and one day, carelessly, had flicked a still-burning cigarette and had burnt down his house. His wife, Hari's mother Leela, was also inside the house with Hari when the accident had happened. People say that Hari's mother, in a desperate attempt to save him, had chucked the infant out of the window, and since he had landed on his head, Hari has had the bump since.

 
However, just at the beginning of his last semester, Hari had learnt that his parents had not died in an accident. And that in fact it was evil media magnate, Val Devemath - VD who had burnt down his house and killed his parents. VD had apparently killed Hari's parents because they were planning a big expose on him. Now, Hari wants revenge – by clearing his father's name and proving that VD was the murderer – and has enrolled his best friends to help as well.

The Climax:

Bumble Bore, who was Hari's Princi had warned him, that media intelligence said that if Hari took on VD openly, only one of them would survive. Since VD had a lot of clout in the media, it was either going to be the end of VD or the end of whoever was challenging him.

After much chasing and mobilizing forces – all those who wanted the end of VD had come under the aegis of an anti-VD organization called the Power of the Press (POP). As part of their plan to catch him red-handed, the POP had devised the ultimate plan: to catch VD through a sting operation.

 
It had been known that the Puttar's – Hari's parents – had left the details about the Evidence against VD somewhere and once Hari was to turn 18, that Evidence would come to him; and thus it would be Hari who would cause his downfall. Ever since VD had learnt of this, he had been trying to either get his hands on the Evidence or get Hari out of the way. VD too had been trying to poach people from the POP and Hari's team to get to our hero.

 
Knowing Hari's preference for women, VD had zeroed in on either Harmi or Gini to do his dirty job. So far, he had managed to have two private chats on instant messenger with Harmi and had even taken Gini out for some page three parties disguised as his younger son.

Tonight, it was the Biggest Party of the year and everyone, from the members of the POP, to the other press members and VD and his minions were going to be there.

What was going to happen? Wait for the nexrt post

Jamuna Kiran "JK" Rao-Lingam